About

Shelly | 17 | Arizona
Gryffindor
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal

Likes
Kittens,Studying in coffee shops,kittens,rain,
sleep,and kittens

Queued hiatus

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Currently

Reading

Any fanficiton that I so please

Watching

Parks and Recreation Season 6

Listening To



Tobias i’m done with this gurl Eaton

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lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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imsirius:

I have a tiny cameo in Judd Apatow’s new movie that involves a large amount of dogs x

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Shailene Woodley Filmography
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Eleventh doctor: I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.
Twelfth Doctor: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK AM I? I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAMN THING
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I have lot of goals, and one of them is to know when to stop. I love the sound of applause but I don’t want to become addicted to it in order to feel whole. Hopefully in your life you make graceful decisions, dignified career choices. There are lots of different directions to go in, and I’m not anywhere close to being out of ideas here, but as I grow older, I hope I can continue to rely on gut feelings and continue to be self-aware. Self-awareness is usually the first thing to go when people lose touch. So ideally I can keep my wits about me.

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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

I’m in a long distance relationship with Disney world.

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"I guess"

— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via karlurbanana)
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simplypotterheads:

'Why do you live? Because I have something worth living for.’

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vvtvrmom:

I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men

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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
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